- I heard you went to the beach this weekend,  how was it?
- awesome, took three kids with me, wife stayed home, had a great time.
- you and 3 kids? Wow.. I'm impressed
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- will you ever marry someone who's been divorced and have 3 little kids, will you raise them?
- ... what??? ... yeah, may be, don't know
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Conversation that I have with my boss. I'm working with a weirdo